I have been meaning to ask, are you also omnipresent, omnipotent and omniscient like the Christian God is or you only show up during Christmas and cease to exist after? It’s kinda confusing so I am going to assume the Christian God is my Santa and you are him or like him because from what I hear, you provide and give gifts just like him.
Dear Santa, I am as tired as hell, completely drained from work and looking forward to tomorrow hoping it will be better.
I feel like you really should reward all of us this year regardless of anything we might have done wrong because we have tried and the year has punished us enough. All of us except that guy who broke my heart, please punish him for me because he has been a bad boy. ( probably let him fall head over heels in love with me when I am completely over him ).
This year, if you decide to bring me a gift, please bring me a Jonathan. I want a friend like David had in Jonathan. If you heard my conversation with Cindy, you know that this has been a wish and prayer. A friend who will be willing to sacrifice for my sake. A friend who will choose me above riches and gold. A friend who will stand by me. A friend I will love enough to do all these and more for.
I thought long and hard about what I want for Christmas and I settled on a Jonathan. I was initially going to ask that you let my future husband find me early but I think I can wait a few more months and be fine without him so please bring a Jonathan. One I will have a covenant with and one that we would honor our vows. It seems impossible to attain that is why I am asking you. I hope you can do this much.
Dear Santa, I am feeling sleepy so I am retiring to bed now with the hope that my Jonathan will come…
Your 2020 most well behaved girl,
Do you have a Jonathan or Santa should copy you in the request? leave a comment.